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Reddit started removing moderators from protesting subreddits, so /r/PoliticalHumor just made all their over one million subscribers moderators.

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Peggy. I could not help but overhear via the listening devices I installed in your home that Hank is now streaming on Twitch.

Dale, for once your lack of regard for our boundaries has saved me some effort. He insists his grill streams will promote propane awareness but he has gone too far.

Oh, I don’t know Peggy, he seems to really be having fun with it! Plus the cat ear headphones are kinda cute.

The what.

Bahaha Hank out here shillin propane like a gotdang egirl talk about them propane emoji hotdog water somethin else man I tell ya hwhat. can’t gotdang hear him over streamlabs noise goin pew pew pew talkin bout donatin bits n shit man, pogchamps in the chat and dogs on the grill, real piece of work man.

Hank, you have got to stop this! Think of your family!

Peggy, I can’t end the stream now, I’m getting “Pogs in the chat.” That means people think propane is cool!

I got this, Peggy.

Hank, have you heard of something called “Rule 34?”

BWAAAAHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!

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can’t relate because my beams are powerful. get well soon

you’re part of the problem

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caramel frappe give me the strength to clean my room

caramel frappe PLEASE

#this art is so evocative. it feels like a goya painting 

thank you so much this is the highest compliment

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nyanoraptor:

the human eye has evolved to be able to detect more shades of green than any other color! that’s because there are so many fucking leafs

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“Don’t rub your eyes it leads to wrinkles and eye bags!!” you live in a world where you feel guilt over even the most microscopic of life’s pleasures and I will never want to join you there

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wheelie-butch:

when you download a pdf and it’s called like 1328723486basdf12.pdf but then you gently rename it to what it’s supposed to be. that’s forming a bond with a hurt and wild mythological creature and reminding it who it is.

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aquarium outfit inspo

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BREAKING NEWS: I GOIG TO FUCKING GET YOU

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