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Real Hacker vs Movie Hacker

  • real hacker:

    So you say you're gonna break into our local nuclear power plant? I really don't think that's possible

  • movie hacker:

    *types a few keystrokes* I'm in

  • real hacker:

    But the power plant's computers aren't even connected to the internet

  • movie hacker:

    I said I'm in. Now I'll cause a meltdown *types a few keystrokes* Done

  • real hacker:

    What do you mean done? There have to be many redundant safeguards in place to stop a meltdown. In any case, a meltdown would take time.

  • movie hacker:

    Want me to break into the CIA next?

  • real hacker:

    I don't even think you should attempt to...

  • movie hacker:

    *types a few keystrokes* Too late. I'm in


Anonymous asked:

questions 6,7,12,14,29,36,64,95,113,124

6. What kind of people are you attracted to?

I’m attracted to women who are always themselves, they don’t feel like they need to put on airs for anybody. Also being a cutie patootie helps too

7. Do you think you’ll be in a relationship 2 months from now

I don’t know what cereal I’m having for breakfast tomorrow how am I supposed to know if I’ll be dating anybody in 2 months. It would be nice but I don’t expect anything.

12.What are your 5 favorite songs right now

The Walker- Fritz and the Tantrums

Stolen Dance- Milky Chance

Hooked On A Feeling- Blue Swede

Ask- The Smiths

All for Leyna- Billy Joel

14. Do you believe in luck and miracles

Of course I do. I believe in luck because there are cool people out there who follow my blog and I believe in miracles because those nerds actually followed me.

29. Have any of your exes told you they regret breaking up


36. Have you ever liked someone and never told them

All the time. I fall in love with a new girl every time I go outside but I tend to hold my tongue since I have no idea how to socialize outside of my group of friends. So the pharmacy girl at Walgreens will forever elude me.

64. Tell us the story of your first kiss

My first kiss was in the coat room at St Stephen’s Elementary School to Stephanie Green in Kindergarten. We slept next to eachother everyday at naptime and she was my first crush. I don’t remember much about life that far back but I do recall thinking that I culd get used to the whole kissing thing.

95. Last movie you watched

The last movie I watched was Small Soldiers on Netflix. It’s got a super young Kirsten Dunst and I loved it as a kid.

113.What was your childhood nickname

I had two nicknames my family gave me as a kid that I’m still called to this day: Ben-Ben and Peanut Head.

124. Do you believe in love at first sight

I don’t believe in love at first sight but I am a firm believer of “You had me at hello”





this guy was watching sonic the hedgehog (the tv series) with me and now he’s educating himself how precious is that

he keeps asking me all these questions about aspects of speed and he’s like “so basically it’s about letting hedgehogs do what they want without being slowed down” and I was like yea and he was like “oh okay that’s so simple why isn’t everyone fast” it’s precious

update: I banged him

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